Day two in the Wakhan. The deeper I get into the valley, the
rougher the roads. Around midday I try to escape the scorching sun
in some sort of a Sovjet bus stop where I run into a groom,
nervously sucking on a cigarette. He and his posse are on their
way to the bride and guests in a big white Lexus (the local
wedding vehicle standard) covered in lace ribbon, fake flowers and
two massive plastic wedding rings on top. It would make a great
episode of My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding, Wakhan edition.
My map hasn’t prepared me for a seemingly endless climb later that
afternoon, with a deep gravel, washboard surface. When I finally
reach the top, of what the topographer apparently doesn’t consider
a highpoint of any sorts, I’m completely destroyed. I plump down
on a rock besides the road and try to eat some sense back into me
with a victory Snickers. It takes me half an hour to see the
breath taking view I have over the Panj river. The Wakhan lives up
to its reputation on every level.
Utterly exhausted and feeling like puking I reach a homestay where
I meet Andy again. I’m so nauseous that I have a hard time getting
(and keeping) any of the rice with eggs and naan in. An hour
later, halfway through my plate I give up and hit the hay.
The next morning I feel like a wreck. And as the Wakhan doesn’t
know any ‘easy days’ I decide to stay at the host family a bit
longer. Andy continues onwards and I wave him goodbye with a bit
of a heavy heart, knowing that I most probably won’t see him again
this trip. I get back to bed, but during the day my condition
worsens and I have heavy stomach aches.
The next day is even worse; I’m in constant pain and puke out
everything I eat. The only thing I can do is lie down and keep
hydrated, drinking the ORS I brought. Using hands and feet I
attempt to describe my condition to my host family, and in reply
they pick some terrible tasting herbs from their garden. To no
avail. Then they bring out the mother of all Sovjet medicine; a
large shot of vodka with what is at least a table spoon of salt. I
coin this cocktail ‘Scorching Seawater’. Drinking alcohol on an
empty stomach definitely makes me feel better, but after the buzz
dies out the heavy pains are back, even worse than before. I’m
laying down in a foetal position, praying for it to stop. My
condition keeps worsening despite the local kill or cure remedies,
and I can hear my host family worriedly whispering outside my room
about what to do with me. They don’t own a car or any other means
of transport to get me to a doctor, so I’m basically stuck here.
If reaching my limits ever had a heroic or aspiring ring to it, it
sure as hell doesn’t now.
Laying in this shabby room, thousands of kilometres from home,
staring at a ceiling for days and not being able to eat or
communicate; I just feel so incredibly alone. The uncertainty of
what’s wrong and how I’m ever going to get out of this is killing
me. Having all the time in the world to go over the worst case
scenario’s isn’t helping either.
The good news is I’ve stranded only a few kilometres away from the
last ‘hospital’ for the next 200k’s or so. With my situation sort
of stabilized the next day, I muster all my courage and strength,
and cycle over. Wandering around the small complex of military
style barracks, I manage to find a doctor that speaks some
English. He lays me down on a worn waiting couch in his hallway
that doubles as examination table, and quickly diagnoses
‘gastrit’. Something I’ve never heard of, and his English isn’t
good enough to explain what it is exactly. But he writes me a
prescription and strongly advises me to stay away from goat meat,
if I have interpreted his bleating and fingers-as-horns impression
correctly.
My ‘gastrit’, as it turns out, is an acute inflammation of the
stomach’s lining. The combination of stomach acid running through
this same space makes it…sub-optimal. That explains the burning
pains, especially when consuming anything –in particular vodka
with salt.
Unfortunately the medicine I need is not available at the hospital
(the doctor wasn’t exaggerating when complaining about the place
being low in supplies), so I’ll have to bike another 13k’s to the
closest pharmacy over a terrible rocky road. As the little trip to
the doctor has completely exhausted my energy reserves already, I
cannot go other than back to the homestay and pray things get
better…